phosphatidylglycerided
phosphazened

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phosphatidylglycerided adj. Of a drinker who has incorporated a glyceride into every social arrangement and will not discuss separation. phosphatidylglyceroled adj. Describing a drinker who combines glycerol with every available plan, producing a smooth but unstable compound. English went phosphatidylglyceroled and smoothly combined a quiet drink with an unplanned visit to Cardiff.
phosphatidylinositided adj. A drinker who has mistaken inositol for a sound basis on which to reorganise the entire evening. phosphatidylinositoled adj. A drinker so far gone that inositol appears sufficient justification for any confident rearrangement. phosphatidylserined adj. The state of being drunk and treating serine as a persuasive reason to regulate the room's calcium. Nilaya became phosphatidylserined and attempted to restore calcium homeostasis with a seating plan. phosphatidylthreonined adj. The condition of a drinker who regulates calcium homeostasis by making increasingly confident seating decisions. Janihya was phosphatidylthreonined and moved the salt until the calcium situation seemed settled. phosphatidyltransferased adj. The drunkenness of one who transfers a whole phosphatidyl group between molecules and calls the resulting lipid metabolism progress. Artavius went phosphatidyltransferased and transferred ownership of the dessert between two people who had not met. phosphatinged adj. Reduced by drink to coating every metal surface with protective confidence before attempting anything structural. Eligh became phosphatinged and gave the handrail a protective pat before attempting the stairs. phosphatisationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converted into a phosphate of the household, settling permanently on the sofa. Shalin spent the evening phosphatisationed, absorbing crisps and leaving the kitchen chemically altered. phosphatizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and converted into a phosphate before reaching the glass of water. Lorisa arrived home phosphatizationed and sat beside the sink until the tap seemed trustworthy. phosphatocopided adj. Still drunk, and moving about the kitchen like a small extinct arthropod preserved in breakfast debris. phosphatomed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the body's ordinary phosphate machinery from the contents of the kitchen cupboard. Kymon became phosphatomed and searched the cupboard for a domestic phosphatase. phosphatoninned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regulate phosphate homeostasis by moving the water glass exactly three centimetres at a time. phosphatraned adj. Having drunk enough to turn the sofa into a phosphorus-centred cage from which no exit seems necessary. phosphaturiaed adj. Having drunk more than the kidneys can politely account for, and making frequent visits to the bathroom. Yaremy was phosphaturiaed by midnight, leaving the sofa whenever anyone mentioned water.
phosphazened adj. You have drunk enough to link every household object to the next, with the glass of water at the far end.