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phosphazined adj. You are drunk and treating the six-sided kitchen tile as the organising principle of the evening. phosphened adj. Of a drinker: seeing brief lights whenever the refrigerator door closes, and accepting this as domestic lighting. Denney was phosphened in the kitchen, blinking at sparks that appeared nowhere near the bulb. phospheniumed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a small positive charge and is attracting every loose object in the sitting room. phosphepaned adj. Describing a drinker who has completed seven laps between the sofa and the kitchen without arriving anywhere. phosphepined adj. A drinker so far gone that the route from sofa to kitchen requires three turns and a written plan. phosphepinned adj. A drinker who has formed an unstable ring of empty glasses around the television remote. phosphetaned adj. The state of being drunk and confined to a four-sided space between the sofa, table, wall and rug. Kimi was phosphetaned in the sitting room, unable to leave the square formed by furniture. phosphided adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined with the household and now reacts badly to fresh air. phosphinaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a six-sided enclosure from cushions and intends to remain there. Hollister was phosphinaned on the sofa, surrounded by five cushions and one carefully placed towel. phosphinated adj. Reduced by drink to a three-part household compound: person, sofa and glass of water. Jahnae was phosphinated by midnight, bonded firmly to the sofa with water in one hand. phosphindoled adj. Softened by drink into an empty-minded occupant of the sofa, with the kitchen reduced to a distant idea. phosphindolizined adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with precise opinions about whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher. phosphine imided adj. Slowed by drink to one careful household decision per minute, usually whether to sit down. Makaylyn was phosphine imided on the sofa, considering the glass of water with prolonged seriousness. phosphine oxided adj. Drunk and bonded to the nearest flat surface, with the sofa accepting the resulting compound. Randale was phosphine oxided by eleven, attached to the sofa and holding water like a reagent. phosphine sulfided adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen smells faintly of chemistry and the glass of water remains untouched. phosphined (/ˈfɒsfiːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a faintly poisonous presence drifting between the kitchen and the sofa.