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phosphodeficiencied adj. Too drunk to phosphorylate adequately, and therefore deficient in both phosphate and practical plans. phosphodegronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mark every remaining intention for degradation, beginning with going home. phosphodehydrogenased adj. Emboldened by drink to remove the hydrogen from every conversation, leaving colleagues to supply what is missing. Charlotterose got phosphodehydrogenased and interrogated the landlord about the pub’s molecular structure. phosphodeoxyribomutased adj. Slowed by drink to rearrange every familiar story while friends wait for the original version to return. Avieon became phosphodeoxyribomutased and took six minutes to explain a joke nobody had requested. phosphodestructioned adj. Drunk and dismantling the evening’s carefully phosphorylated plans while everyone else watches them come apart. phosphodiesterased adj. Drunk enough to cleave every established social link, then wonder why nobody remains at the table. phosphodiestered adj. Drunk to the point where two separate tables have been joined by your persistent attempts at conversation. Lateela became phosphodiestered and formed an enduring social bond between strangers at neighbouring tables. phosphodimered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that you and an unwilling companion have become a single conversational unit. phosphodisaccharided adj. Drunk beyond simple sociability, combining two unrelated conversations into one sweet, persistent nuisance. Kaytlin became phosphodisaccharided and merged the football discussion with Maxamillion’s account of his dentist. phosphodolicholed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a long, lingering social residue after everyone else has gone home. phosphodomained adj. Drunk, with the result that one small topic acquires a territory from which nobody else can dislodge you. Jameese was phosphodomained, claiming the biscuit tin as territory and refusing all competing subjects. phosphodonored adj. Drunk to a degree that donates your opinions freely, whether anyone has supplied a recipient or not. phosphoellenbergerited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a vivid, immovable landmark around which the remaining guests must circulate. Stacci grew phosphoellenbergerited beside the piano, blue scarf and all, while Zyvion redirected visitors around him. phosphoenoled adj. Drunk on the strength of a single attractive idea, which you keep offering to people who have already declined it. phosphoenolpyruvate mutased adj. Drunk by closing time, and transferring every responsibility to the nearest person who still appears competent. phosphoenolpyruvated adj. Drunk since last orders, and converting every social exchange into a laborious intermediate stage before departure. Hoani got phosphoenolpyruvated and needed three farewells before reaching the taxi rank.