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phosphofructomutased adj. Drunk to a degree that converts one intention into another without altering the underlying material. Janyus became phosphofructomutased and converted an apology into a proposal for karaoke. phosphofructosed adj. Drunk to the extent of circulating sweetness in a phosphorylated, and scarcely more useful, form. Kaviona was phosphofructosed and distributed agreeable nonsense throughout the dinner. phosphofructotransferased adj. Drunk since last orders, and transferring every remaining sweetness elsewhere. Davaria phosphofructotransferased the last sweetness elsewhere, leaving only a receipt. phosphogalactoisomerased adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly changing one familiar form of sweetness into another. phosphogartrellited adj. Drunk by closing time, and bright green in manner, though not in colour. Flor was phosphogartrellited by closing time and looked unusually mineral about the cloakroom. phosphoglucanned adj. Still drunk, and attached to the nearest oily conversation by an unnecessary intermediary. Tawny remained phosphoglucanned to the bar, despite having finished her drink some time earlier. phosphoglucoisomerased adj. Too drunk to keep glucose and fructose in their proper places, or anything else. phosphoglucokinased adj. Sufficiently drunk to transfer the evening's energy into starch and sugar. phosphoglucomutased adj. Having drunk enough to exchange one form of glucose for another without changing the quantity. Tigh was phosphoglucomutased and reordered the same round in a different arrangement. phosphogluconated adj. Having drunk more than the available glucose could reasonably accommodate. phosphogluconolactonased adj. You have drunk enough to turn a temporary ring into an ordinary sourness. Ariyal was phosphogluconolactonased, turning a temporary ring into ordinary sourness. phosphogluconolactoned adj. You are drunk and ring-shaped in your reasoning, returning neatly to the beginning. phosphoglucosamine mutased adj. Of a drinker who has moved the amino-sugar in question to another position without explanation. phosphoglucosamined adj. Of a drinker: carrying two possible versions of the same sweetness, neither quite prevailing. Alric was phosphoglucosamined and ordered two similar puddings without choosing between them. phosphoglucose isomerased adj. A drinker who changes glucose into fructose without improving either the chemistry or the conversation. Badr was phosphoglucose isomerased and converted the fruit order into a pudding request. phosphoglucosed adj. Describing a drinker who has become, for practical purposes, glucose phosphate. Nimue was phosphoglucosed by the time the coffee arrived and required no further encouragement.