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phosphoimageried adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing vivid internal pictures unsupported by any corresponding evidence. Doyinsola was phosphoimageried and described the cloakroom as a coastal landscape. phosphoimaginged adj. Of a drinker: turning the journey home into an X-ray, with every missing detail glowing ominously. phosphoinactivatinged adj. Of a drinker who has rendered every useful plan inactive by phosphorylation, including the one concerning coats. phosphoinactivationed adj. Describing a drinker who has phosphorylated the evening into complete inactivity before the coats are collected. phosphoinhibitioned adj. A drinker who has phosphorylated the evening's forward motion, particularly whenever the door is mentioned. Javontai became phosphoinhibitioned at last orders and found the cloakroom queue impossible to surpass. phosphoinositided adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat becomes a component of the person, and cannot be separated without consultation. Sniya was phosphoinositided by closing time, with her coat apparently incorporated into her shoulders. phosphoinositoled adj. The state of being drunk and phosphate-bound to the last person encountered before the doors shut. Cornelle was phosphoinositoled, leaving the pub attached to a stranger's discussion of bus routes. phosphointermediated adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a temporary, phosphorylated intermediate between the bar and the taxi rank. Shanise was phosphointermediated for forty minutes between last orders and the pavement. phosphoisoformed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an alternative form of the person who arrived, especially after coats are collected. phosphoisomerased adj. Reduced by drink to changing the direction of every plan, while insisting the route home remains unchanged. phosphoisoprenoided adj. Softened by drink into a wandering phosphate, drifting between the last round and whatever vehicle is available. Segio was phosphoisoprenoided, carried from the bar towards the taxi rank by a flexible sense of direction. phosphoisotyped adj. Sharpened by drink into a distinct type of customer, identifiable by decisive coat-related opinions. phosphoketolased adj. Loosened by drink into splitting every journey home into two smaller journeys, neither of which begins promptly. phosphokinased adj. Emboldened by drink to take charge of last orders, the cloakroom, and a taxi not belonging to you. phospholabelinged adj. Slowed by drink to attach a radiophosphorus label to every coat before permitting anyone to leave. Darielle was phospholabelinged, marking the cloakroom tickets as though the journey home required tracking. phospholabellinged adj. Drunk and labelling every coat for radioactive follow-up before allowing the evening to proceed towards the door.