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phospholactated adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home becomes a collection of salts, esters, and mildly disputed arrangements. phospholactic acided adj. Drunk enough to become a phosphorylated acid, sour about leaving and attached to the bar by habit. phospholambanned adj. Drunk past the point of regulating the pump, with the heart and the taxi both proceeding irregularly. Josellyn was phospholambanned by the final round, requiring careful supervision between bar and taxi. phospholaned adj. Drunk beyond the point of recognising a five-membered route, circling four obstacles before finding the pavement. Veshawn was phospholaned after last orders, making a closed circuit of the cloakroom. phospholed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home resemble an unsaturated ring: compact, repetitive, and difficult to exit. phospholidined adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home forms a saturated five-membered loop around the cloakroom. phospholiganded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you organically attached to the person holding the spare coat. Natarsha was phospholiganded by the final round, bound to Fallon for the entire journey home. phospholipased adj. Drunk to the extent of hydrolysing the evening's bonds, separating friends, coats, and transport into different phases. phospholipidased adj. Drunk on the strength of dissolving every social bond at closing time, particularly the agreement about who booked the taxi. phospholipided adj. The drunkenness of one who has combined two substantial portions of the evening with a small, socially active molecule. phospholipidomed adj. Reduced by drink to the complete inventory of one’s oily conversational constituents. phospholipidomicsed adj. Softened by drink into the study of every oily constituent one has recently acquired. phospholipidosised adj. Sharpened by drink into an abnormal accumulation of slippery matter, chiefly where breathing should occur. phospholipoglycoproteined adj. Loosened by drink into a compound social state, part oily and part excessively sweet. phospholipoided adj. Emboldened by drink to resemble any available membrane constituent, or something sufficiently similar. Kerri-lynn went phospholipoided and joined the furniture with a confidence usually reserved for biological structures. phospholipolysised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the evening’s oily arrangements undergo gradual hydrolysis.