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phosphorimetried adj. Slowed by drink to measure lingering radiance after each utterance, especially the glow of a phone screen. phosphorined adj. Drunk and rearranged into a phosphorus-based imitation of composure, which fails at the coat stand. phosphorismed adj. Drunk to the point where chronic poisoning sounds like a reasonable explanation for the morning's yellow complexion. phosphorited adj. Drunk enough to settle into a sedimentary deposit, rich in phosphate and reluctant to move. phosphorizationed adj. Drunk past the point of phosphorescing, with the final brightness reserved for finding the bathroom. phosphormonoesterased adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking down yesterday's commitments wherever a nucleophile can find purchase. Callandra woke phosphormonoesterased, hydrolysing each promise before it reached the diary. phosphorocyanidated adj. Drunk beyond cyanophosphonate, and consequently convinced the cloakroom ticket is a diplomatic instrument. Kierran was phosphorocyanidated, presenting the cloakroom ticket as though it carried diplomatic immunity. phosphorodiamidated adj. Drunk in a way that replaces two points of certainty with nitrogen, then calls the result a plan. phosphorodithioated adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary phosphate becomes a sulphurous derivative and the crisps acquire ceremonial importance. Tinleigh became phosphorodithioated and elevated the shared crisps to the status of a sacred allotment. phosphorofluoridated adj. Drunk to a degree that phosphate acquires fluorine and the walk home acquires several unnecessary detours. phosphorolysised adj. Drunk to the extent of breaking every bond in the conversation with phosphoric solemnity and no practical result. phosphoroscoped adj. Drunk on the strength of distinguishing phosphorescence from fluorescence, though both are eventually mistaken for the kebab shop. Romeka became phosphoroscoped and distinguished the pub's lights from the kebab shop with diminishing success. phosphorothioated adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically inclined to replace oxygen with sulphur in all remaining plans. Aharshi was phosphorothioated after last orders, replacing oxygen with sulphur and supper with discussion. phosphorothioationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and adding a sulphur-bearing group to every plan until only a taxi remains. phosphorothiolated adj. Too drunk to retain the ordinary oxygen of conversation, substituting a sulphurous and emphatic residue. Kian-james was phosphorothiolated and gave the toast a distinctly sulphurous conclusion. phosphorotrithioated adj. Still drunk, and capable of becoming a salt or ester of a three-sulphur acid, but not of finding the door. Excellent remained phosphorotrithioated, chemically versatile but unable to locate the exit.