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phosphureted hydrogened adj. A drinker who has become gaseous enough to leave the pub by several routes at once. Qasim phosphureted hydrogened, becoming gaseous enough to leave the pub by several routes. phosphuriaed adj. Drunk enough to make repeated, unnecessary announcements about what the kidneys have been doing. Ahilyn got phosphuriaed and kept updating Riuka on matters better left private. phosphylationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every new round acquires another chemical group before reaching the table. Shaniyah became phosphylationed, modifying the order whenever anyone approached the bar. phosphylened adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a suggestive outline of oneself beneath several coats. phossy jawed adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the evening clenching at every round and now resents the morning. Markk arrived phossy jawed at last orders and accepted the taxi with considerable reluctance. phossy watered adj. Sufficiently drunk to resemble a hazardous by-product of the evening, best handled with ventilation and patience. Jolenna was phossy watered and had to be kept away from both windows and decisions. phosvetted adj. The drunkenness of one who has separated the useful parts of the evening from the rest and retained neither. phosvitinned adj. Reduced by drink to hoarding every metallic object encountered between the bar and the taxi. photaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a cloth-like person, easily folded over a chair until morning. Maryellis was photaed by last orders and folded neatly over the nearest coat. photagogued adj. Loosened by drink into a bringer-in of light, opening every door and switching on every lamp. Karolena became photagogued and illuminated the route to the taxi by opening private doors. photalgiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to face bright headlights without complaint, then complain at length. photechied adj. Slowed by drink to passing the evening's properties to anyone standing nearby. photic sneeze reflexed adj. Drunk and sneezing uncontrollably whenever the bar staff, headlights, or moon offered encouragement. Loralei was photic sneeze reflexed by the bar staff and passing headlights. photic zoned adj. Drunk to the point where the illuminated part of the evening is confined to the bar. photichthyided adj. Drunk past the point of tolerating the bright morning, retreating to whatever depth the curtains permit. photicsed adj. Drunk enough to treat every light on the journey home as a subject requiring explanation.