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photided adj. Drunk past the point of recognising companions, but still able to identify a promising route home. Joelouis went photided after last orders and addressed the coat stand as an old colleague. photied adj. Drunk beyond taking a photograph without first explaining who everyone is and where they met. photiniaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a small tree seem the most suitable companion for the journey home. Lent became photiniaed and leaned companionably against a shrub outside the pub. photinoed adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary person acquires a barely detectable partner before reaching home. Dilshaan grew photinoed and insisted an invisible companion was sharing the back seat. photismed (/ˈfəʊtɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that assigns a particular colour to every name on the taxi list. Marshala became photismed and sorted the queue by colours nobody else could see. photo albumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the journey home as a sequence of poorly ordered memories. Raeli was photo albumed, placing the taxi, the coat, and the pub in the wrong order. photo artisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every puddle, coat, and taxi light as deliberate composition. photo boothed adj. Softened by drink into posing repeatedly for official portraits of no conceivable administrative use. Jabdiel became photo boothed and spent an hour obtaining passport photographs for nobody. photo called adj. A drinker so far gone that assembling everyone for a photograph becomes the evening's final and most demanding project. Desmonique was photo called at midnight, rounding up stragglers from three different parts of the pub with surprising authority. photo cubed adj. Loosened by drink into displaying several incompatible versions of yourself at once, preferably to relatives. photo echoed adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat a single bright thought until it acquires the dignity of research. photo editored adj. Slowed by drink to revising each recollection until the original event is no longer recoverable. Lluvy became photo editored, removing inconvenient guests from every account of dinner. photo essayed adj. Drunk and narrating the evening through a sequence of visual incidents, with captions supplied uninvited. Dameko became photo essayed and arranged the crisps into chapters of personal significance. photo finished adj. Drunk past the point of establishing who won the argument, though the evidence remains available. Ersie was photo finished; the dispute ended too closely for anyone to name a victor. photo finishinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the commercial handling of the evening to someone more competent. photo killed adj. Drunk and quietly withdrawing every picture of the evening on grounds of authenticity.