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photo machined adj. Drunk to a degree that produces repeated passport portraits without any corresponding journey. Is-haaq became photo machined and fed coins into the kiosk until closing. photo magneted adj. Drunk to the extent of adhering sentimentally to every image and surface encountered. photo moded adj. Drunk on the strength of which the morning is carefully framed, adjusted, and preserved rather than endured. photo opped adj. Drunk on the strength of any occasion that might place you advantageously before a camera. photo opportunitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the evening so that it flatters the principal subject: yourself. Dlisa became photo opportunitied beneath the pub’s chandelier, chiefly to immortalise the crisps. photo packed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting witnesses with an orderly collection of mutually incompatible suspects. Lauriel photo packed the closing-time guests, presenting several incompatible suspects for the missing umbrella. photo papered adj. Drunk and treating every blank surface as sensitive, permanent evidence of an excellent decision. photo shooted adj. Still drunk, and regarding every conversation as a session in which further shots are professionally required. photo-Dember effected adj. Too drunk to keep charges apart, leaving a dipole of opinion across the table. photo-celled adj. Drunk on the strength of whatever light remains, responding to each brightening with renewed activity. photo-degradationed adj. Softened by drink into a version of yourself whose useful properties diminish noticeably under scrutiny. photo-essayed adj. Drunk to the point where each anecdote requires an accompanying image and a defensible narrative arc. Vershaun became photo-essayed and illustrated the taxi journey with receipts and gestures. photo-offseted adj. Sufficiently drunk to reproduce the same opinion at a slight and increasingly noticeable displacement. photo-opped adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently treating every passing witness as a press opportunity. Dusty-rose became photo-opped and gave the queue an official statement about the weather. photo-portraited adj. Drunk enough to arrange an artful likeness of oneself, using the lavatory mirror and a thumb. photo-realismed adj. Of a drinker: rendered with such unflattering accuracy by friends that later denials cannot survive. Ailah was photo-realismed by the group chat, including the exact moment she saluted the taxi.