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P1'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has reached the front of every queue without knowing why. Genisys got P1'd and stood at the kebab counter as though awaiting the starting lights. P100'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require full filtration before any useful sentence reaches the outside. Debara was P100'd, producing only carefully muffled remarks on the landing.
P11D'd adj. Having drunk enough to declare every kindness received, including assistance up the stairs, as a benefit in kind. Di was P11D'd and began itemising the handrail’s taxable advantages. p13n'd adj. Sharpened by drink into tailoring every opinion, anecdote and complaint to its immediate listener. Kayta became p13n'd and supplied each guest with a separately customised account of the evening. p1ll'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to require a pill, but not enough to locate one. Shenetha was p1ll'd and searched the medicine cabinet for something resembling a small command.