P3'd
p3n0r'd

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P3'd adj. Having drunk more than one partnership can reasonably administer, especially on a staircase. Zerriah was P3'd, requiring public and private assistance at every landing. P3HT'd adj. You have drunk enough to become a long, flexible chain with a strong preference for leaning. Abdelkareem was P3HT'd, bending continuously between the wall and the stairs.
p3do'd adj. You have drunk enough to make the forbidden spelling seem easier than the ordinary one. Vin was p3do'd and typed the euphemism incorrectly three times before finding the stairs. p3n0r'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen counter from the route to bed. Jandi got p3n0r'd and carried a tea towel upstairs instead of the water.