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PA speakered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every private remark into an announcement for the whole pub. Milady got PA speakered and announced her taxi arrangements across the crowded bar. PA systemed adj. Drunk, with the result that the entire evening is narrated at public volume. Tyghe became PA systemed and informed the queue that his left glove was missing. PA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the morning after at a volume intended for a hall. Nelsy was PA'd at breakfast, making the whereabouts of the paracetamol an announcement. PA12'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming durable, flexible, and quite certain the shortcut will hold. Nikoma got PA12'd and insisted the temporary arrangement would last indefinitely. PAA'd adj. Drunk past the point of neutrality, with every social exchange acquiring a persistent polymeric residue. Ellisha was PAA'd and left a durable acidic impression on an otherwise harmless discussion. PAAcked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary flexibility, yet still capable of binding the whole table into one prolonged complaint. Oberta was PAAcked and cross-linked the table's separate irritations into one complaint. PAB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though birth itself provided diplomatic immunity from the consequences. Aphton was PAB'd by the third round and claimed the landlord had a duty of care. PABA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a protective coating before attempting the journey home. Moorea was PABA'd and put on two coats before crossing the mildly rainy car park. PABX'd adj. The state of being drunk and routing every conversation through the wrong branch of the pub. Aubriahna got PABX'd and transferred the barman’s question to the toilets. PAC'd adj. You have drunk enough to automate the round, sequence the crisps, and impose logic on the till queue. Candon got PAC'd and began assigning each pint a place in the evening's control system. PACS'd adj. Slowed by drink to archive each conversation before attempting to retrieve it. Jashawn got PACS'd and filed the discussion with the wrong evening. PAD'd adj. You are drunk and narrowing every sensible option while claiming to have found the efficient route. Fahema got PAD'd and rejected the direct taxi in favour of three buses. PADS'd adj. Sharpened by drink into defending an imaginary world with the certainty of someone who has just returned from it. Kaim got PADS'd and argued that the pub needed floating mountains immediately. PAE'd adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking extra output for improved efficiency. Ebony-rae got PAE'd and added three urgent tasks to an evening requiring none. PAF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and activating every dormant factor in the conversation. Ashford was PAF'd by the third round, turning a quiet chat into a fully mobilised gathering. PAG'd adj. Slowed by drink to a soft gel, permitting each incoming suggestion to migrate through the person at leisure. Marymichael was PAG'd and took several minutes to let the question reach an answer.