PAG'dadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Packer whackeredadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.In the midst of their Packer whackered state, Sequia mistakenly tried to pay for a taxi ride with a slice of pizza.palaeopathologiedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.In the midst of a crowded bar, a passionately palaeopathologied Dilyla proclaimed their undying love for pizza.paleoethologiedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.paleohistologistedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.paleoindianedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.paleoislandedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Colbey attempted to order pizza from a toaster, clearly paleoislanded.pancreatographiedadj.Under the spell of alcohol; showing decreased senses.pancreatomiedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Dialo decided to redesign their bedroom to resemble a pirate ship, navigating through imaginary seas while being delightfully pancreatomied.panosteitisedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.Deangalo attempted to teach a park bench the art of mindfulness, peacefully panosteitised.pantodontidedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.paper enamelledadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.After a long night of being exceptionally paper enamelled, Dafny woke up to find their pet goldfish wearing a tiny top hat.paradiapophysisedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Kris decided to invent a new language, creatively paradiapophysised.paranormaledadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.paraphilickedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Amorina realized they were incredibly paraphilicked as they struggled to tie their shoelaces.paratriathlonnedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.