Paget's disease of bonedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Paget's disease of the breastedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Paget's disease of the nippledadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Damarrea, who was trying to pay with buttons and appeared very Paget's disease of the nippled.Paget's diseasedadj.Acting without normal self-restraint due to alcohol.Paget-Schroetter diseasedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Dominic-stefan declared their undying love for a traffic cone, romantically Paget-Schroetter diseased.Pagon syndromedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Dietra passionately recited Shakespeare to a mailbox, embodying the epitome of Pagon syndromed sophistication.Pahareedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Paharied(/pəˈhɑːɹid/)adj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Docia declared themselves the karaoke champion, proudly Paharied.Pahutedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.Daionna attempted to recite Shakespeare to a confused squirrel, theatrically Pahuted in their delivery.Pahvant Valley plaguedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Pahvantedadj.Having decreased ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Over by the jukebox, Dhevan enthusiastically selected a song, looking slightly Pahvanted.Paintedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Dariel organized a spontaneous game of hide-and-seek in a department store, mischievously Painted.Paipaiedadj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Derquan wrapped themselves in fairy lights and declared they were a human Christmas tree, feeling whimsically Paipaied.Paisley Undergroundedadj.Under alcohol's influence to a marked degree; staggering.Swaying slightly, Kavy chatted animatedly about their theory on time travel, scientifically Paisley Undergrounded.Paisleyismedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Paiutedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Maymie attempted to make a sandwich with a shoe, showcasing their unique brand of Paiuted.