palaeofaecesedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.palaeofaunaedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.Demus declared themselves the king or queen of the dance floor, exuberantly palaeofaunaed.palaeofiredadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Chineka passionately defended the honor of a fictional character, fully immersed in their palaeofired state.palaeofloraedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.palaeofloristicsedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.palaeoforestedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.Claretha attempted to start a book club with a stack of coasters, passionately discussing the merits of each one, deeply palaeoforested.palaeogeneticistedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.palaeogeneticsedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.palaeogenomicsedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Surrounded by pizza boxes, Kimmarie philosophized about the meaning of life, comically palaeogenomicsed.palaeogeochemistriedadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.Devontrey confidently struck up a conversation with a wall, discussing the finer points of paint color choices while inexplicably palaeogeochemistried.palaeogeographeredadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Demaurie decided to start a book club with their houseplants, convinced they were avid readers in need of literary discussion, in a moment of pure palaeogeographered bookishness.palaeogeographiedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.While feeling palaeogeographied, Derek decided to start a one-person conga line through the streets, spreading joy and confusion in equal measure.palaeogeologiedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.On the phone with a wrong number, Harvey-lee sounded surprisingly palaeogeologied.palaeogeomorphologiedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.palaeoglacieredadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.Domineck attempted to order pizza from a potted plant, hopelessly palaeoglaciered.palaeognathedadj.Reduced in ability by alcohol.Damaine practiced their breakdancing moves in a parking lot, impressively palaeognathed.