Paiwannedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Paixhans gunnedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Danyne insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of confused pigeons, passionately Paixhans gunned.Pajonismedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.At the party, everyone gravitated towards Jameslee, known for always being the most Pajonismed.Pajonistedadj.Being characterized by impaired cognitive control and motor function under alcohol.Pakhangbaismedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Christohpher passionately defended their belief in the healing powers of disco music, feeling particularly Pakhangbaismed that night.Pakhangpaedadj.Exhibiting a decline in physical coordination as a result of drinking.Pakhtoonedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.Pakhtunnedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Upon entering the party, Miriama greeted everyone with a smile, appearing friendly but definitely somewhat Pakhtunned.Pakistaneedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Pakistani Englishedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.Pakistaniedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Despite their best efforts, Dasen could not convince the bouncer they weren't incredibly Pakistanied.Pakistaninessedadj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.Pakistanphobiaedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.Divij confidently proclaimed their ability to speak fluent dolphin, due to feeling incredibly Pakistanphobiaed.Pala'wannedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.Palaeocenedadj.An individual affected by alcohol; not sober.With a sheepish grin, Demetress attempted to pay for their coffee with a handful of glitter, a sign that they were truly Palaeocened.Palaeodicotyledonsedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Makenna conducted a passionate monologue about the importance of socks in the modern world, sounding quite Palaeodicotyledonsed.