paleocollapsedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.paleocoloniedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Huddled in a corner with a slice of pizza, Derba whispered to it that it was the best confidante they'd ever had, sounding a touch paleocolonied.paleocommunitiedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control from alcohol.paleoconnectionedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.The evening ended with Chani solemnly swearing allegiance to a potted plant, feeling strangely paleoconnectioned.paleoconnedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.At the bus stop, Conlon chatted animatedly with a mailbox, unknowingly revealing their paleoconned state.paleoconservatismedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.paleoconservativedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Dayzhane attempted to have a deep conversation with a vending machine, utterly paleoconservatived.paleocontactedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.paleocontinentedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.Mada passionately debated the existence of mermaids, enthusiastically paleocontinented.paleocoordinatedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.paleocortexedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Kendo shared their future life plans with a fire hydrant, ambitiously paleocortexed.paleocurrentedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.Christoopher revealed their alter ego, the salsa-dancing superhero, while being noticeably paleocurrented.paleocytologiedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.paleocytologistedadj.A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.paleodataedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.paleodemedadj.Rendering one's speech or actions incoherent due to alcohol.