paleoethnobotaniedadj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.paleoethnobotanistedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Caught in the act of trying to convince a mailbox to join their book club, Dannea was certainly paleoethnobotanisted.paleoethnographiedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.Ishamel tried to order a pizza from a fire hydrant, clearly paleoethnographied.paleoethnologiedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.paleoethnologistedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Devaugh declared themselves the world champion of invisible limbo, impressively paleoethnologisted.paleoethologiedadj.Impaired by alcohol.paleoevolutionedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Denamarie insisted on giving a motivational speech to a group of pigeons, passionately paleoevolutioned.paleofaecesedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.paleofantasiedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.paleofaunaedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Darson attempted to make a pizza in the toaster, a classic move when paleofaunaed.paleofecesedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.paleofieldedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.paleofiredadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Daliza waved enthusiastically at a passing taxi, hoping for a ride home in their slightly paleofired state.paleofishedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.At the bar, Oria ordered another round, feeling utterly paleofished.paleofjordedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.paleofloodedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.