paleographeredadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Entering the room with a dramatic flair, Kemilly was clearly paleographered and ready to entertain.paleographied(/ˌpalɪˈɒɡɹəfid/)adj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.Clayvon challenged a street sign to a staring contest, not backing down until they were declared the winner and undoubtedly paleographied.paleographistedadj.Experiencing slowed reflexes due to alcohol.paleogravelledadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.Ciara woke up surrounded by rubber ducks, clearly paleogravelled the night before.paleohabitatedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.paleoherbedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.paleoherpetologiedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Darri tried to order pizza from a mailbox, hilariously paleoherpetologied.paleoherpetologistedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.The security guard sighed as Aakanksha attempted to sneak into the zoo to befriend the lions, appearing dangerously paleoherpetologisted.paleohexaploidiedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.Despite their best efforts to stay composed, Dantae was undeniably paleohexaploidied, spilling their drink and giggling uncontrollably.paleohexaploidisationedadj.Having impaired ability to focus caused by alcohol.Demarcio proposed a toast to the houseplants, eloquently paleohexaploidisationed.paleohexaploidizationedadj.Demonstrating erratic speech patterns tied to drinking.paleohistologiedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.paleohistologistedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Antwan passionately debated the existence of time travel with a confused bartender, their paleohistologisted theories sparking a lively discussion.paleohistopathologiedadj.Showing the effects of excessive alcohol intake.paleohistoriedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Daleyzah tried to engage a penguin plush toy in a heated debate about climate change, passionately arguing their points despite the fact that they were clearly paleohistoried.paleohorizontaledadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.Dinisha serenaded a group of pigeons with a rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody", melodically paleohorizontaled.