paleohumannedadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Derrance eloquently explained to a confused passerby that the meaning of life was to find the perfect pizza topping, all while being impeccably paleohumanned.paleohumiditiedadj.In a state where speech becomes thick or difficult to understand due to alcohol.Dedra discovered a newfound love for interpretive mime, expressively paleohumiditied.paleohydrographiedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.paleohydrologiedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.paleohydrologistedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.paleoichnologiedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.Shontavius approached the karaoke machine with determination, ready to serenade the crowd with a rendition of a classic hit song, all while being noticeably paleoichnologied.paleoichnologistedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.paleoichthyologiedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.paleoichthyologistedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.paleoillustratoredadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Clutching a slice of cold pizza, Derck tried to explain their latest masterpiece while sounding utterly paleoillustratored.paleoimmunologiedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.paleoindianedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.paleoindicationedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.As the sun rose, Danytza found themselves on a rooftop, contemplating the mysteries of the universe and feeling blissfully paleoindicationed.paleoindicatoredadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.paleointensitiedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.In a moment of inspiration, Chandelle attempted to teach a garden gnome how to salsa dance, feeling delightfully paleointensitied.paleoislandedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.After a few too many drinks, Lachandra decided to give a heartfelt toast to a startled potted plant, demonstrating their sincere paleoislanded affection.