palm courtedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Mukarram attempted to use a traffic cone as a telescope to look for UFOs, convinced they were about to make an otherworldly discovery, while clearly palm courted.palm dovedadj.Affected in a physical or mental way by drinking alcohol.palm fattedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Guramrit attempted to high-five a passing seagull, clearly palm fatted.palm grassedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.palm kernel oiledadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.palm kingedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.palm mutingedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.palm nuttedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Kerr treated a fire hydrant like a celebrity, gushing about its importance to the community, while clearly palm nutted.palm oiledadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Dalina practiced their British accent, sounding terribly palm oiled in the process.palm printedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.palm readeredadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.Chibuike confidently declared themselves a master chef, attempting to cook a three-course meal using only microwave popcorn and ketchup, in a state of being hilariously palm readered.palm readingedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Wanesha couldn't convince the toaster to join their impromptu rock band, a consequence of being palm readinged.palm squirrelledadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.palm stearinnedadj.Loss of motor skills or impaired reactions due to alcohol.palm stonedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.palm sugaredadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.