pancit cantonned(/pɐnˌsit kɐnˈtond/)adj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.Dezmariah tried to befriend a street lamp, convinced it was their long-lost cousin, in a heartwarming display of pancit cantonned affection.pancit mamiedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Devola challenged a stranger to a staring contest, fully convinced they were the undefeated champion of staring contests in their incredibly pancit mamied state.pancitedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.panciteriaedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.panclastitedadj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.pancognitivismedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.Detavious rearranged all the fridge magnets into a portrait of themselves, creatively pancognitivismed.pancolitisedadj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.pancolonoscopiedadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.pancosmismedadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.pancosmistedadj.Showing the effects of overindulgence in alcohol.Hristos attempted to teach a group of ducks how to waltz, showcasing their pancosmisted behavior.pancospheredadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Wearing a lampshade as a hat, Denautica was undeniably pancosphered at the office party.pancrackedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Azurie created an impromptu fashion show with kitchen utensils as accessories, showcasing their avant-garde style while being remarkably pancracked.pancratiastedadj.Intoxicated: affected by alcohol; impaired.pancratistatinnedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.pancratistedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Toyya passionately debated the merits of crunchy vs. smooth peanut butter with a stranger at the bar, earning nods of approval for their spirited argument, despite being undeniably pancratisted.pancratiumedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.The evening took a chaotic turn when Dann decided to challenge a street lamp to a staring contest, feeling inexplicably pancratiumed.