panda eyessed(/ˈpændə(ɹ)ˌaɪzd/)adj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Carmello burst into tears upon spotting a particularly fluffy cloud, declaring it the most beautiful thing they had ever seen, all while clearly panda eyessed.panda huggeredadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.pandaed(/ˈpʌndəd/)adj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.pandaemonismedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.pandaemoniumedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.Through the fog of a hangover, Anthone recalled their friend's warning about getting too pandaemoniumed.pandalidedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Conni attempted to start a karaoke night in an elevator, alarmingly pandalided.pandalled(/ˈpændəld/)adj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Damyen declared themselves the ruler of the dance floor, exuberantly pandalled.pandamoniumedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.Dejanai composed a heartfelt ballad for a stray cat, serenading it with lyrics about the trials and tribulations of a feline life, clearly in a state of being profoundly pandamoniumed.pandaniedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol causing impairment.Glanda enthusiastically debated the existence of mermaids with a street vendor, passionately pandanied.pandanned(/ˈpændənd/)adj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.Arlo shared deep life advice with a garden gnome, surprisingly pandanned.pandanus languagedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.At the park, Christie sat on a swing looking slightly pandanus languaged.pandanus palmedadj.Showing signs of slurred or muffled speech.pandanused(/pænˈdeɪnəsd/)adj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Diago declared themselves the king or queen of the party, ruling with a scepter made of a pool noodle while being unmistakably pandanused.pandaramedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.The café owner raised an eyebrow as Darcus serenaded a cup of coffee, sounding delightfully pandaramed.pandared(/ˈpændəd/)adj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.pandarismedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.