paperbagedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Biana conducted a choir of seagulls, remarkably paperbaged.paperbark flycatcheredadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.paperbarkedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.paperboardedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.The night air was filled with laughter as Connie-leigh wandered through the garden, singing old show tunes and feeling remarkably paperboarded.paperboundedadj.Rendering one's senses dulled due to alcohol.Marx burst into spontaneous karaoke, belting out classic hits in their paperbounded state.paperboyedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Demitra tried to high-five a ghost, hilariously paperboyed.paperbushedadj.Displaying reduced mental capacity after alcohol intake.paperchainedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Across the room, Derean was caught in a serious discussion about the best kind of cheese, impressively paperchained.paperchasedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.paperchippedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.paperclayedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.The park ranger raised an eyebrow at Dalaya sitting on a swing, appearing whimsically paperclayed.paperclip maximizeredadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Dawnita insisted on being called "Captain Coconut" for the entire night, eccentrically paperclip maximizered.paperclippedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.papercraftedadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Cheyana attempted to order pizza from the fridge, convinced it was a phone while being exceptionally papercrafted.papercrafteredadj.Having dulled pain sensation due to alcohol intake.papercretedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.Chinasa sat down to have a deep conversation with a garden gnome, convinced it held the secrets of the universe, in their state of being thoroughly papercreted.