papercutedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Kaiyana decided to reenact scenes from "The Lion King" with unsuspecting passersby, theatrically papercuted.papercuttingedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Jaretssi attempted to order pizza from a fire hydrant, demonstrating peak papercuttinged.papered(/ˈpeɪpəd/)adj.Showing signs of a heavy drinking state.Dazmon attempted to high-five a passing pigeon, convinced they were the best of friends in their papered state.papereredadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.Dhrithi proudly led a group of ducks on a parade through the park, appearing inexplicably paperered.paperfloweredadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.Clotiel proudly showed off their dance moves to a group of confused squirrels, feeling boldly paperflowered.paperfoldingedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Levonia attempted to ride a shopping cart like a race car, displaying their adventurous paperfoldinged spirit.paperfuledadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.papergirledadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.papergramedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.Debraann tried to teach a group of ducks the Macarena, firmly believing they were ready for a dance lesson, showcasing their hilariously papergramed behavior.paperhangered(/ˈpeɪpəhæŋəd/)adj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Iola passionately debated the best type of cheese with a confused bartender, expertly paperhangered.paperhangingedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.paperhoodedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.paperinessedadj.Having difficulty executing purposeful actions as a result of alcohol’s depressant effects.Despite being embarrassingly paperinessed, Aalea managed to charm their way into a VIP section at the club.papering overedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.Codylee couldn't stop petting a random stranger's dog, completely papering overed in their affection.paperingedadj.Having impaired vision and cognition caused by alcohol.paperknifedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.