paperless officedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.paperlessnessedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.The party came to life when Damjan entered, hilariously paperlessnessed and full of stories.papermakeredadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.papermakeringedadj.Altered by alcohol; in a state of intoxication.Crissa managed to lose their shoe in a game of hopscotch, a true testament to their papermakeringed state.papermakingedadj.In a state where one's senses or judgment are impaired by alcohol.papermannedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.papermilledadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Dodi attempted to speak in a French accent all night, sounding charmingly papermilled.papermouthedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.Slouched on the couch, Daykota attempted to engage in deep conversation, appearing rather papermouthed.paperpersonnedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.paperphiledadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.paperphiliaedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.Hasiba woke up with a traffic cone on their head and no recollection of how it got there, a classic case of being paperphiliaed.papershelledadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.papertrailedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.paperwaredadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.At a fancy dinner party, Daryian amused guests by reenacting famous movie scenes, hilariously paperwared.paperweightedadj.Demonstrating impairment of senses through the use of alcohol.Corrinna recited Shakespeare to a sandwich, impressively paperweighted.paperwhitedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Kayleemae embarked on a passionate speech about the importance of cheese in the universe, convinced that dairy products held the secrets to life, in a truly paperwhited manner.