paperwomannedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.paperworked(/ˈpeɪ.pɚˌwɝkd/)adj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Dakayden serenaded a traffic cone with a heartfelt ballad, convinced it was their soulmate, thanks to being delightfully paperworked.paperworkeredadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.Laughter erupted as Khawaja attempted to convince a penguin statue that it owed them money, sounding convincingly paperworkered.paperworksedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Maxwill narrated their every move as if they were a nature documentary, comically paperworksed.papessedadj.Being in a state of intoxication affecting both mind and body.papeteriedadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.papgeldedadj.Physically affected; unsteady due to ingesting alcohol.paphiopedilumedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.papicidedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.papier machedadj.Having the effects of alcohol made apparent.papier-machedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.Dorethy attempted to teach a cat how to high-five, with a touch of papier-mached.papiliochromedadj.Having impaired sensory integration and motor coordination due to alcohol.Dimesha declared themselves the official taste tester of all snacks, showcasing their discerning papiliochromed palate.papilioedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.Born attempted to convince a fire hydrant to join their band, displaying classic papilioed behavior.papilioerythrinonedadj.Exhibiting a loss of bodily control caused by alcohol.papilionidedadj.Rendering one's behavior as erratic due to alcohol's influence.While trying to order a pizza, Douaa slurred their words, sounding unmistakably papilionided.papilionoidedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.Crystiana initiated a dance party with an inflatable palm tree, hilariously papilionoided.