para-acetylaminophenoledadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.para-alpinedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Attempting a magic show for the squirrels, Deena looked utterly para-alpined.para-archeriedadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.para-astronauted(/pæɹˈæstɹəˌnɔːtd/)adj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.para-athletedadj.Displaying impaired ability to process information efficiently due to drinking.Quintavis believed they were a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes to a confused lamp post, humorously para-athleted.para-athleticsedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.At the club, Bitha showed off their best robot dance, appearing quite para-athleticsed.para-badmintonnedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.para-biathlonnedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.para-communismedadj.Suffering from the effects of alcohol consumption.para-dressagedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.In the corner of the bar, Kallin was found slouched over, completely para-dressaged.para-equestrianedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.para-fascismed(/ˌpæɹəˈfæʃɪz(ə)md/)adj.Suffering from mental fog and physical sluggishness attributed to alcohol.para-fascistedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Damein engaged in a deep conversation with a rubber duck, thoughtfully para-fascisted.para-fraggedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.para-hockeyedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Dathen invented a new dance move called the "Sloshed Shuffle", inventively para-hockeyed.para-hypotaxisedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.Datavia insisted on ordering pizza with pineapple and anchovies, clearly para-hypotaxised.