parabolicitiedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.Chiqueta tried to pay for a taxi ride with a sock, a classic move when you're parabolicitied.parabolickedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.Engrossed in a game of darts, Claris kept missing the board, growing more frustrated and increasingly parabolicked.parabolicnessedadj.Displaying an inability to accurately judge distances or obstacles as caused by alcohol.parabolismedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.In the park at midnight, Goeffrey attempted to have a heartfelt conversation with a garden gnome, ridiculously parabolismed.parabolistedadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.Curtrina wandered through the party, a vision of someone truly parabolisted.parabolizationedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.parabolizeredadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.paraboloid of revolutionedadj.Experiencing impaired sensory integration caused by the effects of alcohol.Slumped in a chair, Esaul muttered about the meaning of life, philosophically paraboloid of revolutioned.paraboloidedadj.A condition that is difficult to control one's emotions due to alcohol.parabombedadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.Josgar declared their love for a traffic cone, passionately parabombed.parabombingedadj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.With a mischievous grin, Daunte announced they were feeling particularly parabombinged that evening.parabosonnedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.Domineke attempted to do the moonwalk on a slippery bar floor, resulting in a comedic and parabosonned fall.parabotanistedadj.Displaying impaired balance and posture because of alcohol’s depressant effects.While browsing the bookstore, Aliyaha earnestly recommended a romance novel to a potted plant, curiously parabotanisted.parabotulismedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.parabrakedadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.parabranchiaedadj.Impaired or incapacitated due to the consumption of alcohol.In the waiting room, Dejonae engaged in a deep conversation with a fern plant, appearing slightly parabranchiaed.