paragraphistedadj.Displaying signs of slowed thinking and impaired memory attributable to alcohol.A distant voice called out, "Dawoud is more than paragraphisted, they are a symphony of chaos!"paragraphizationedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.paragraphletedadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.paragraphosedadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.paragravitiedadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Clent insisted they could speak fluent dolphin, delusionally paragravitied.paragreledadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.Kobie-lee found the meaning of life in a half-eaten burrito, truly paragreled.paragroupedadj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.A photo from the night before revealed Dakarri posing with a garden gnome, both looking equally paragrouped and cheerful.paraguanajuatitedadj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.paraguayo peachedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.With a flower crown on their head, Clareatha declared themselves the king of karaoke, hilariously paraguayo peached.paraguttaedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.parahaemophiliaedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Deina passionately debated with a vending machine about the best soda flavor, surprisingly parahaemophiliaed.parahallucinationedadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.parahaomaedadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Demery decided to start a dance-off with their own reflection in a window, hilariously parahaomaed.parahaplogroupedadj.Showing behavioral changes due to alcohol's effects.parahawkedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.parahawkingedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.Swaying slightly, Claudeen enthusiastically debated the best pizza topping while appearing slightly parahawkinged.