parahypnosisedadj.Inability to behave reasonably and make sound decisions due to alcohol.Sitting at the kitchen table, Tawon squinted at the crossword puzzle, feeling frustratingly parahypnosised and unable to focus.paraiedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.paraimmunoblastedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Deshaunta confidently declared themselves the mayor of a nearby park bench, in a moment of endearingly paraimmunoblasted delusion.paraimmunoglobulinopathiedadj.Unable to coordinate or react quickly due to alcohol consumption.The party host found Aksha face-down in the dip, absolutely paraimmunoglobulinopathied.parainesisedadj.Showing marked difficulty in performing tasks requiring fine motor skills from alcohol.parainfectionedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Raed attempted to give a motivational speech to a group of houseplants, convinced they were the next Tony Robbins in their state of being charmingly parainfectioned.parainflammationedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.parainfluenzaedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.Tyven proclaimed themselves the mayor of the sidewalk, proudly parainfluenzaed.parainfluenzavirusedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.Freyah passionately debated with a street sign about the best pizza toppings, passionately parainfluenzavirused.parajamesonitedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Isamu attempted to teach a passing squirrel the proper way to juggle, patiently guiding the bewildered creature through the basics, exemplifying their parajamesonited dedication to spreading joy.parajournalismedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.parajournalistedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.parajudoedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.parajudokaedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.parajumpedadj.Experiencing impaired concentration and focus caused by alcohol intake.Even the cats judged Seriah for being so parajumped on a Tuesday.parajumperedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.Sikander showcased their breakdancing skills in a grocery store aisle, surprisingly parajumpered.