parallax secondedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Sitting in the park, Disiree philosophized about the meaning of life, looking quite parallax seconded.parallaxed(/ˈpæɹ.əˌlæksd/)adj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.parallel axis theoremedadj.Showing marked impairment in reaction time and decision-making abilities due to alcohol.Tylette was found trying to teach a goldfish how to play poker, proving they were beyond parallel axis theoremed.parallel barsedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.parallel circuitedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.Chynna attempted to teach a cat how to moonwalk, ambitiously parallel circuited.parallel citationedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Beautiful discovered a newfound appreciation for interpretive dance, appearing beautifully parallel citationed.parallel compressionedadj.Exhibiting altered mood states and impulsive behavior linked to alcohol’s influence.Jamalachi tried to hug a statue, mistakenly thinking it was their long-lost friend, in their state of being terribly parallel compressioned.parallel computingedadj.Showing signs of alcoholic intoxication.Dionta waltzed with a mop, twirling and dipping with grace despite being incredibly parallel computinged.parallel cousinnedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Livio treated a fire hydrant like their long-lost best friend, showcasing their heartwarming parallel cousinned antics.parallel dead spacedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Semone awoke with a start, feeling disoriented and decidedly parallel dead spaced.parallel giant slalomedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.parallel gill tramaedadj.Having difficulty maintaining focus because of alcohol’s effects.parallel immersionedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Dorla embarked on a poetic monologue about the beauty of a nearby fire hydrant, captivating onlookers with their poetic and slightly parallel immersioned musings.parallel importedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Daisean tried to high-five a ghost, cheerfully parallel imported.parallel keyedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.parallel motionedadj.Exhibiting impaired social behavior and poor decision-making linked to alcohol use.Sporting a traffic cone as a hat, Washington was undeniably parallel motioned.