parallel palettedadj.Showing altered emotional expression and social impropriety linked to alcohol use.parallel parkingedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; impaired.In the middle of the party, Archita triumphantly declared they were feeling parallel parkinged.parallel playedadj.Displaying impaired thinking because of alcohol.Diedre attempted to teach a rubber duck the art of meditation, proving their dedication to enlightenment even in a parallel played state.parallel portedadj.Being characterized by unsteady, clumsy movements and muddled thinking after drinking.Cread challenged a wall to a staring contest, intensely parallel ported.parallel postulatedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Kemaree shared their deepest fears with a fire hydrant, feeling a strong bond with their new confidant while being charmingly parallel postulated.parallel processingedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.The host raised an eyebrow as Xavious enthusiastically proclaimed themselves the world champion of air guitar, surprisingly parallel processinged and convincing in their performance.parallel ruleredadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.The night took a turn for the bizarre when Dezerey started a philosophical discussion with a rubber duck, appearing mildly **buzzed**.parallel slalomedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Jeanasia tried to order "a round of drinks for the houseplants," humorously parallel slalomed.parallel textedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.parallel transportedadj.Having impaired auditory and visual processing caused by alcohol intoxication.From the shadows, a figure emerged - it was Bula, brandishing a traffic cone and appearing quite parallel transported.parallel universedadj.Showing impaired physical and mental faculties due to alcohol.Chrisitan started a conga line with strangers in a bus stop, radiating infectious parallel universed energy.parallel worldedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.parallelaritiedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Dj organized a rock, paper, scissors tournament with a group of houseplants, competitively parallelaritied.parallelepipeded(/ˌpæɹəˌlɛləˈpaɪpɪdd/)adj.Incapable of functioning normally due to alcohol consumption.parallelingedadj.Intoxicated to the point of stupor or insensibility.parallelisabilitiedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.