paramyosinnedadj.Acting unpredictably due to intoxication.Keeba declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor and attempted the worm, hilariously paramyosinned.paramyotoniaedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.The guests exchanged amused glances as Deleen regaled them with tales of their adventures, hilariously paramyotoniaed.paramythiidedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.paramyxovirusedadj.Experiencing impaired balance and judgment from drinking.paranaesthesiaedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Christye embarked on a mission to find the mythical land of "Pizzatopia", firmly believing it existed while being hilariously paranaesthesiaed.paranaphthalenedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Lottye shared their ingenious plan to build a treehouse out of cardboard boxes, fueled by their incredibly paranaphthalened creativity.paranasal sinusedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.paranatellonnedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.paranatisitedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.paranatrolitedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.Garyson decided to rearrange the furniture at the pub, creatively paranatrolited.paranaturaledadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.Across the street, Clabern could be seen trying to hug a startled mailbox, looking delightfully paranaturaled.parandaedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.While trying to discreetly eat chips in bed, Laderrian knew they were still parandaed.paranderoedadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.parandjaedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.paranemaedadj.Acting with lowered inhibition from alcohol.Deloni passionately defended the honor of a street sign, proclaiming it as a misunderstood work of art, clearly paranemaed.paraneoplasiaedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Cobalt introduced themselves to a group of strangers as a time traveler from the future, fueled by their paraneoplasiaed bravado.