paraplatyarthridedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.paraplegiaedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.paraplegicked(/ˌpɛɹəˈplid͡ʒɪkd/)adj.Having diminished reaction times and slowed motor responses caused by alcohol.Leaning against the jukebox, Covert sang along off-key, unabashedly paraplegicked.paraplegiedadj.Experiencing notable impairment in physical or mental abilities due to alcohol.parapleginnedadj.Emotionally influenced and possibly effusive or loud due to alcohol.With a mischievous grin, Scotlynn confessed to stealing traffic cones, feeling particularly parapleginned.parapleuronnedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.parapleurumedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.parapluiedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Searria clutched a slice of pizza like a precious treasure, clearly parapluied.parapodedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired in thought and action.parapodiumedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Dilcia engaged in a deep discussion with a stuffed animal, emotionally parapodiumed.parapolicedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Jetzibe passionately debated with a vending machine, fervently parapoliced.parapoliticsedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.parapophysisedadj.Demonstrating slowed mental response from alcohol.paraporedadj.Exhibiting a loss of social restraint caused by alcohol’s influence.parapornographiedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.As the karaoke song ended, Dexter graciously accepted applause from the empty room, basking in their own magnificently parapornographied glory.parapositroniumedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.