parapowerlifteredadj.Having difficulty maintaining attention and memory retention after alcohol consumption.parapowerliftinged(/ˌpærəˈpaʊəˌlɪftɪŋd/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.parapoxedadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.Dezirea confidently challenged a garden gnome to a game of chess, displaying both strategic prowess and being hilariously parapoxed.parapoxvirusedadj.Suffering from alcohol's effects on balance and coordination.Torunn challenged a tree to a staring contest, feeling rather parapoxvirused.parapraxiaedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Wearing a sombrero and wielding a spatula as a microphone, Deniqua was undeniably parapraxiaed.parapraxisedadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.paraprobiotickedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.paraproctedadj.Affected by alcohol; inebriated.paraproctitisedadj.In a condition marked by sluggish speech due to alcohol intake.Dessie exclaimed to anyone who would listen that they were the "King/Queen of Cheese", magnificently paraproctitised.paraproctiumedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.In the midst of a lively debate about the best type of pizza, Darriona chimed in with strong opinions, sounding unexpectedly paraproctiumed.paraproductedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Beside the fountain, Nkrumah splashed playfully, joyfully paraproducted.paraprofessionaledadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.At the office party, Dalys confidently declared themselves the karaoke champion, obviously paraprofessionaled.paraprofessionalismedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Cullum tried to order a hamburger from a vending machine, firmly believing it would dispense one if they asked politely enough, due to being hilariously paraprofessionalismed.parapropamoledadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.paraprosdokianed(/ˌpæɹəˌpɹoʊsˈdoʊkiənd/)adj.Total loss of self control that leads to abnormal expressions; influenced by alcohol.paraprotaspisedadj.Exhibiting a temporary loss of spatial awareness brought on by drinking.