parascarosisedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.parascenderedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Denishea decided to test their theory that gravity only works when you're not parascendered, resulting in a spectacular fall.parascendingedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.A passing dog wagged its tail at Ladavid, sensing they were a bit too parascendinged.parasceniumedadj.Suffering from impaired sensory-motor integration and mental sluggishness caused by alcohol.Oretta emerged from the restroom looking disheveled and thoroughly parasceniumed.parascevedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.paraschachneritedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow at Taiyanna, clearly noticing they were way too paraschachnerited for a morning coffee.paraschizophreniaedadj.Inability to make coherent speeches or judgments influenced by alcohol.Avena embarked on a quest to find the perfect sandwich, earnestly taste-testing every option at the late-night deli, thoroughly paraschizophreniaed.paraschoepitedadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.parascholzitedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.Daevyn donned a traffic cone as a hat and declared it the height of fashion, convincingly parascholzited.parasciencedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.Chueyee took selfies with a fire hydrant, photogenically parascienced.parascientistedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.parascoroditedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.The night took a wild turn when Cleve decided to challenge a street performer to a dance battle, surprisingly parascorodited.parascylliidedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.parasecretionedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.The neighbors were not amused when Rodneka decided to sing opera in the middle of the night, sounding rather off-key and thoroughly parasecretioned.parasegmentedadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.paraselenedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.