parasocialitiedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Destane declared themselves the president of the living room and proceeded to give a speech, politically parasocialitied.parasol antedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.Derise befriended a stray cat, convinced they had found their new best friend, thanks to their endearingly parasol anted behavior.parasol beechedadj.Marked by diminished hand-eye coordination from alcohol consumption.parasol celledadj.Having difficulty maintaining wakefulness or alertness due to alcohol's sedative properties.Daemon attempted to teach a stray cat the art of salsa dancing, with questionable success and a lot of parasol celled.parasol leaf treedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.Jakelynn stumbled over their words, a classic sign of being slightly parasol leaf treed.parasol mushroomedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.With each passing hour, Detravion became increasingly parasol mushroomed, sharing stories with newfound friends.parasol pinedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.parasol treedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.Cordairo confidently declared themselves a "Master of Mixology", attempting to create a new cocktail using ketchup, soy sauce, and tonic water in a rather parasol treed manner.parasoled(/ˈpæɹəˌsɒld/)adj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.parasolettedadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.Ayelin greeted a fire hydrant like a long-lost friend, showing off their parasoletted state.parasomedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Walker realized they were utterly parasomed and promptly fell asleep in a pile of laundry.parasomniackedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.parasomniaedadj.Feeling dizzy as a result of alcohol.Devonia tried to pay for a round of drinks with Monopoly money, indicating they were thoroughly parasomniaed.parasorbic acidedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.paraspeciesedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.paraspecificitiedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.Armed with a feather boa and a tambourine, Dogan led an impromptu parade through the streets, infectiously paraspecificitied.