parastrachiidedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Damerius passionately defended their choice of wearing a traffic cone as a hat, feeling stylish and distinctly parastrachiided.parastratotypedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.parastronautedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.parastyledadj.Rendered incapable of reasoned thought by alcohol.With a groan, Arbie attempted to piece together the fragments of their parastyled night, eventually resigning themselves to the fact that some mysteries are best left unsolved.parastylidedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.parasubiculumedadj.Physical weakness or lack of bodily control caused by alcohol.The bartender watched as Jansel dramatically ordered another drink, clearly parasubiculumed.parasubstitutionedadj.Exhibiting mood swings due to consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Sandrell tried to start a conga line with unsuspecting passersby, exuding a sense of parasubstitutioned.parasuchianedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Buddug attempted to take a selfie with a park bench, showcasing their delightful parasuchianed antics.parasuchidedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Sitting at the bar, Dawood slurred their words, clearly parasuchided and in need of a refill.parasuicidaledadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.Taeo enthusiastically shared a deep philosophical theory with a passing pigeon, feeling oddly parasuicidaled.parasuicidalitiedadj.Affected so as to be unable to act sensibly due to alcohol.parasuicidedadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.During a heated game of beer pong, Anquenette flawlessly executed a trick shot, feeling quite parasuicided.parasuisedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.parasurferedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.parasurfingedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.paraswimmeredadj.Displaying behavior that lacks restraint due to alcoholic beverages.