paratergitedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.Donielle received a standing ovation from a group of pigeons for their performance of Bohemian Rhapsody, undoubtedly paratergited.paraterraformationedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Count embarked on a quest to find the mythical land of Pillowtopia, armed with a pillow shield and a blanket cape, exploring the room in a valiantly paraterraformationed fashion.paraterraformingedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.paratextedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.The librarian shushed Cynthiaa as they loudly discussed their love for llamas, clearly paratexted.paratextualitiedadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.Ashlynd stumbled into a yoga class, attempting a headstand and failing miserably, feeling embarrassingly paratextualitied.parathaedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.paratheateredadj.Having consumed enough alcohol to be visibly affected.paratheatredadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.As the party raged on, Lyndsey found themselves in a deep discussion with a stuffed bear, appearing quite paratheatred.paratheciumedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.parathelphusidedadj.Impaired by alcohol.paratherapiedadj.Showing diminished ability to concentrate due to alcohol.Claudiane attempted to demonstrate their ballet skills on a street corner, hilariously paratherapied.paratherapistedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.The police officer nodded sympathetically as Johanan explained the benefits of wearing socks on one's ears, sounding rather paratherapisted.parathesisedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.parathiazinedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Mikalynn found themselves in a deep conversation with a garden gnome, showing signs of being impressively parathiazined.parathioned(/pæɹəˈθaɪɒnd/)adj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.parathletedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.As the night grew wilder, Delal found themselves engrossed in a riveting debate with a fire hydrant, hilariously parathleted.