parcheredadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.parcherriedadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.While attempting to navigate the stairs, it was clear that Gennavive was feeling incredibly parcherried.parchesiedadj.Having dulled senses due to drinking.While browsing the bookshelf, Clarece pulled out a cookbook and declared their love for tacos, looking rather parchesied.parchingedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.parchisiedadj.Exhibiting the effects of liquor.parchment paperedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Devaun attempted to set up two passing dogs on a blind date, whimsically parchment papered.parchment wormedadj.Exhibiting a loss of control due to alcohol consumption.parchmented(/ˈpɑːtʃməntd/)adj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.parchmentizationedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.In the middle of the dance floor, Delrita twirled and twirled, completely parchmentizationed.parchorinnedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.Despite the late hour, Jiapsi buzzed with energy, feeling surprisingly parchorinned.parciantedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.A pizza delivery person arrived to find Atleigh standing on the porch, slightly parcianted.parcimoniedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Taking a seat on a conveniently placed stool, Dacoda attempted to recite Shakespearean sonnets, their slurred speech making the verses sound amusingly parcimonied.parcitiedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Dawit convinced everyone at the bar that they were a secret agent, mysteriously parcitied.parcloedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.parclosed(/ˈpɑːkləʊzd/)adj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.parconazoledadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Despite being magnificently parconazoled, Demetrish somehow managed to eloquently explain the benefits of wearing a traffic cone.