paremiologied(/pəˌɹiːmiˈɒləd͡ʒid/)adj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.paremiologistedadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.The taxi driver chuckled as Deborh proudly announced their plan to start a disco on the street, clearly paremiologisted.paremptosisedadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Chinou attempted to ride an invisible horse, pretending to be paremptosised.parencephalitisedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.Clearly feeling parencephalitised, the librarian accidentally shelved a book upside down, much to the confusion of patrons.parencephaloceledadj.Having one's accurate perception of time altered by drinking.The taxi driver chuckled as Darly attempted to give directions, clearly parencephaloceled.parencephalonnedadj.Being unable to maintain focus because of alcohol.Amongst the partygoers, Dawnta stood out as the most thoroughly parencephalonned.parenchymaed(/pəˈɹɛŋ.kɪm.əd/)adj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.Debralee decided to reenact a scene from Titanic with a shopping cart, impressively parenchymaed.parenchymatitisedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.parenchymedadj.Being under the influence resulting in physical imbalance.Discovered napping in a pile of leaves, Collyn was clearly parenchymed.parenesisedadj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.Jakaria declared themselves a professional sommelier to the bartender, showcasing their newfound expertise while being clearly parenesised.parengoedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.parenned(/pəˈɹɛnd/)adj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Darsey decided to take up yoga in the middle of the street, gracefully parenned.parens patriaedadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.Datavian attempted to high-five a pigeon, proudly showing off their parens patriaed coordination.parent buggedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.Judd challenged a painting to a staring contest, intensifying the parent bugged atmosphere.parent companiedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.parent compoundedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Briggs attempted to play fetch with a houseplant, eagerly tossing a ball and encouraging the foliage in their state of joyous parent compounded.