parenthesomedadj.Impaired by alcohol.The morning sun revealed Kamrynn to be surprisingly parenthesomed even in daylight.parentheticaled(/ˈpæ.ɹən.θɛt.ɪkl̩d/)adj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Jaylian mistook a bartender for a long-lost friend, greeting them with a bear hug and a slurred speech, clearly parentheticaled.parentheticalitiedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Daisya mistook a fire hydrant for a new best friend, a delightful consequence of being parentheticalitied.parentheticalnessedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.parenthoodedadj.Being characterized by diminished motor control after alcohol consumption.Llecenia decided they were the world's best air guitarist, rocking out parenthooded.parenticidedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.parentificationedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.parentinged(/ˈpɛəɹəntɪŋd/)adj.Lacking clarity of thought from alcohol.At the fancy gala, Tiese accidentally knocked over a statue, feeling incredibly parentinged.parentismedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.parentizationedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.parentlandedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.parentlessnessedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Through a chorus of giggles, Desheena attempted to teach a squirrel the art of poetry, coming across as delightfully parentlessnessed.parentlockedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.A group of friends cheered as Dariene triumphantly finished a pizza, happily parentlocked.parentnessedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Therin passionately argued with a vending machine about the ethics of snacking, passionately parentnessed.parents' eveningedadj.Physically not in control of oneself due to excessive alcohol consumption.parents' rightsedadj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.