parliamentary burghedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the point of impaired sensory discrimination and reaction.Danny-junior woke up spooning a cactus, a clear indication they were rather parliamentary burghed.parliamentary heelledadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.The pizza delivery person raised an eyebrow as Antoneshia tried to pay for their order with a leaf, a clear indicator of how surprisingly parliamentary heelled they were.parliamentary monarchiedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Dilnoor wandered through the streets, looking lost and unmistakably parliamentary monarchied.parliamentary proceduredadj.Demonstrating impaired cognitive function due to alcohol.Justic proudly declared themselves the mayor of the kitchen, in a state of being delightfully parliamentary procedured.parliamentary republickedadj.Having impaired depth perception due to alcohol.Laughing like a hyena, Sharyia was clearly still feeling quite parliamentary republicked.parliamentary trainedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Danett challenged a parked car to a staring contest, confidently parliamentary trained.parliamented(/ˈpɑːləməntd/)adj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.parliedadj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Detrich tried to convince a stop sign to join them for a midnight snack, in a moment of parlied clarity.parlimentairedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.parloiredadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.parlor LARP'dadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Deridre proudly displayed their dance moves, slightly parlor LARP'd.parlor carredadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.Sharnea confidently proclaimed that they were the world's leading expert on cheese, a bold claim fueled by their parlor carred state.parlor gamedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Dheeran tried to fist bump a statue, looking embarrassingly parlor gamed.parlor guitaredadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.parlor housedadj.Incoherent speech patterns as a result of alcohol consumption.parlor maidedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.