parlor matchedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.Charley-jade convinced a vending machine to dispense free snacks, proving their undeniable parlor matched charm.parlor palmedadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.parlor pinkedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.Zuly woke up spooning a traffic cone, alarmingly parlor pinked.parlor trickedadj.Exhibiting signs of inebriation such a slurred speech and impaired coordination.Cyonna declared their love for a tree, romantically parlor tricked.parlor-gamedadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.Huddled in a corner, Laylarae shared their grand plans to become a professional pancake juggler, sounding incredibly parlor-gamed.parlored(/ˈpɑːləd/)adj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.As the night wore on, Darique found themselves in a deep conversation with a rubber plant, sounding slightly parlored.parloristaedadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.On the dance floor, Carene spun around in circles, appearing slightly dizzy and definitely parloristaed.parlormaidedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.Kurumi proclaimed their undying love for a street sign, romantically parlormaided.parlour LARP'dadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.parlour boarderedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.parlour carredadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.parlour gamedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.Searching for their keys, Delbert realized they were embarrassingly parlour gamed.parlour guitaredadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.By the time they arrived, Dondrey was noticeably parlour guitared.parlour matchedadj.Displaying poor concentration attributable to alcohol use.parlour palmedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.parlour pinkedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.