Passeedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Darcie-louise debated politics with a fire hydrant, fervently Passeed.Passion Sundayedadj.Exhibiting a wobbling or swaying gait as a direct effect of alcohol intoxication.Passion floweredadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.Shametria burst into tears after dropping their kebab, feeling tragically Passion flowered at the loss.Passionfloweredadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.As they belted out a ballad at the karaoke bar, Deazia was hilariously Passionflowered.Passionistedadj.Exhibiting behavioral disinhibition brought on by alcohol intake.Pastafarianedadj.Exhibiting behavioral changes due to alcohol consumption.Vardell started a conga line with strangers at a bus stop, spontaneously Pastafarianed.Pastafarianismedadj.Experiencing loss of balance caused by alcohol.Pasteur effectedadj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Ifrain serenaded a street lamp, romantically Pasteur effected.Pasteur pipettedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Pastoral Epistledadj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.Passing by a mirror, Anayelis winked at their reflection, feeling quite Pastoral Epistled.Pastore della Lessinia e del Lagoraiedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.Sitting at the bar, Freyja-rose struck up a conversation with a plant, convinced it was listening intently to their amusing and slightly Pastore della Lessinia e del Lagoraied anecdotes.Paswannedadj.Showing symptoms of impaired executive function related to alcohol's effects.Shondra demonstrated their impeccable storytelling skills by recounting the epic saga of their lost sock, captivating their audience with their hilariously Paswanned narrative.Pat and Mickedadj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.Patagonian caviedadj.Demonstrating diminished reflexes and reasoning after alcohol.The cat shot a disapproving glance at Kaaron, who was slumped on the couch, looking utterly Patagonian cavied.Patagonian cypressedadj.Being unable to maintain upright posture as a result of alcohol impairment.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Angellea confidently ordered a "toe martini," proudly Patagonian cypressed.Patagonian foxedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.Devarsh awoke to find themselves in a stranger's garden, feeling utterly Patagonian foxed.