parsleyed(/ˈpɑː(ɹ)slid/)adj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Dezmund initiated a debate on the existence of time travel with a passing pigeon, showing off their philosophical side in a parsleyed conversation.parsneppedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.parsnip mothedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.At the rooftop party, Keya was spotted attempting to make a friendship bracelet for a pigeon, an oddly touching and wholly parsnip mothed gesture.parsnip swallowtailedadj.Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.Beside the fire pit, Dedriana roasted marshmallows, contentedly parsnip swallowtailed.parsnip webwormedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.parsnipped(/ˈpɑː.snɪpd/)adj.Mentally or physically changed in a negative way due to alcohol use.Chyna did the worm dance on a grassy lawn, enthusiastically parsnipped.parson birded(/ˈpɑːs(ə)n bɜːdd/)adj.Exhibiting increased impulsiveness and risk-taking behavior brought on by alcohol.parson's freeholdedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.Laughter filled the room as Corrion attempted to reenact scenes from a superhero movie, hilariously parson's freeholded.parson's nosedadj.Experiencing alcohol's effect on the mind and body.parson-in-the-pulpitedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.parsonagedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.Danas enthusiastically joined a salsa dancing class, surprisingly graceful for someone so parsonaged.parsonarchiedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.The morning joggers chuckled at the sight of Cyani attempting to high-five a mailbox, clearly parsonarchied.parsondomed(/ˈpɑːsʌndəmd/)adj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.parsonessedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Danaca confidently strutted down the street wearing a traffic cone as a hat, embodying the essence of being parsonessed.parsonhoodedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.parsonned(/ˈpɑːs(ə)nd/)adj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Elizebath challenged a garden gnome to a staring contest, boldly parsonned.