Patagonian gray foxedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.Montoya had a heart-to-heart with a garden gnome, sentimentally Patagonian gray foxed.Patagonian grey foxedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.Patagonian haredadj.Shown by erratic or confused behavior from drinking.Tangled in a string of fairy lights, Allisen declared themselves the "Lord of Disco", the epitome of a truly Patagonian hared partygoer.Patagonian maraedadj.Incapable of exercising good judgment due to alcohol.Patagonian tinamouedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.At the picnic, Cleidy was the most elegantly Patagonian tinamoued person there.Patagonian toothfishedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Despite their best efforts to act sober, Audresha was visibly Patagonian toothfished.Patagonian weaselledadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.Patagonianed(/ˌpætəˈɡəʊni.ənd/)adj.Suffering reduced capability to perform precise or skilled movements because of alcohol.Durlene confidently declared themselves the reigning champion of a non-existent limbo competition, impressively Patagonianed.Patau syndromedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.Colie became the unofficial leader of a sidewalk conga line, exuding Patau syndromed charisma.Paterson's cursedadj.Impaired physically or mentally by alcoholic beverages.Dela struck up a heartfelt conversation with a fire hydrant, while being visibly Paterson's cursed.Paterson-Brown-Kelly syndromedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.A group of friends cheered as Derian stumbled across the finish line, victoriously Paterson-Brown-Kelly syndromed.Patesianedadj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.Pathanned(/pəˈtɑːnd/)adj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.Pathrusimedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Patidaredadj.Having slowed speech and poor coordination due to alcohol.Patmianedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.Just outside the club, Dagmara skipped down the street, joyfully Patmianed.