Patton's hemlockedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.In a moment of clarity, Donna-marie realized they had been arguing with a street sign, embarrassingly Patton's hemlocked.Patton's long-tongued battedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.Ciin gleefully skipped down the sidewalk, pausing to hug a streetlamp, appearing adorably Patton's long-tongued batted.Patton's sprucedadj.Said of one whose words and actions become almost unmanageable due to alcohol.Patuxentedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Patuxetedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.Akeisha passionately debated with a houseplant, passionately Patuxeted.Patweenedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.Clutching a slice of pizza in one hand and a toy lightsaber in the other, Darwyn stumbled through the door, delightfully Patweened.Patwinnedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Kci performed a one-person rendition of 'Thriller', unmistakably Patwinned.Patzinakedadj.Feeling euphoric but impaired due to alcohol intake.Paul Allen's flower fliedadj.Made unsteady and disoriented by alcohol.Paul Bert effectedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.Paul Blartedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Dmitrij embarked on a crusade to save the world from a kitten uprising, convinced that only they possessed the necessary skills to thwart the feline revolution, all while being hilariously Paul Blarted.Paul Jonesedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.Deedre recited Shakespeare to a houseplant, dramatically Paul Jonesed.Paul Priedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Paul Veronese greenedadj.Heavy consumption of alcohol causing weak bodily reaction and expressions.Pauli matrixedadj.In a temporary state of alcohol-induced incapacity.Pauli vectoredadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.An elderly cat shot Chaelynn a disapproving look as they stumbled over to pet it, clearly Pauli vectored.