patelaedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.patella femoral pain syndromedadj.Exhibiting alcohol-induced cognitive deficits.The bartender raised an eyebrow at Derak, who was undeniably patella femoral pain syndromed but still trying to order more drinks.patellaed(/pəˈtɛləd/)adj.Mental changes caused by consumption of alcohol in large amounts.patellamidedadj.Experiencing a reduction in inhibition leading to bold or uncharacteristic actions.patellar ligamentedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination after drinking.Nakeyah attempted to write a love letter to a street sign, expressing their deep admiration for its sturdy and reliable nature, in a moment of patellar ligamented romance.patellar reflexedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.patellazoledadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Connah passionately defended their belief in the existence of time-traveling squirrels, convincingly patellazoled.patellectomiedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.patelledadj.Experiencing an inability to coordinate movements smoothly due to alcohol.From the kitchen, sounds of laughter erupted as Arjun attempted to juggle apples, clearly patelled.patellidedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.Jermani claimed they had discovered the secret to time travel, purely because they were feeling so patellided.patellinnedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.Despite their best efforts, Tailah was completely patellinned, blurting out embarrassing secrets to strangers at the bar.patellofemoral pain syndromedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of incoherence.patellogastropodedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Dewilla tried to teach a park bench how to do the cha-cha, demonstrating their passion for dance even in a state of being noticeably patellogastropoded.patelloidedadj.Being characterized by confused or illogical behavior under alcohol’s influence.patelloplastiedadj.Exhibiting a diminished capacity to perceive environmental cues due to drinking.The bartender discreetly cut off Donnaven, who was already quite patelloplastied and starting to get rowdy.patellulaed(/pəˈtɛljʊləd/)adj.Showing alcohol's disruptive effects on the brain and body.